What the hell is this thing???
Ok, ok. It’s clearly some sort of centipede or millipede, what with all the creepy legs. Centipede, since it only has one creepy pair of legs per body segment. Click for a larger image if you want to confirm that. But the more important question here is…
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING DOING IN MY HOUSE!?
Googling told me that it probably won’t kill me or Elephant, and besides it seems mostly interested in staying the hell away from me anyway, so I’m leaving it alone for now. But this is a really fucking creepy bug. Especially since it moves so fast that I couldn’t capture it under a jar for deportation. Just saying.
